..The husband became 92 years old.The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...These are compliments ...f J & B.Work was a woman’s job, but one evening, Kathy arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer, Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!It turns out that Victor had read an article that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework. “Damn, girl!”“I didn’t mean it THAT way, you jerk!”“Uh-huh,” Clark nodded. “When you want it for real, you come see Clark.”“Yes, see Clark,” Amy said fiercely. “And Clark will find out what ELSE I can use the biology dissection kits for!”“Yes, Dear!” Clark smirked, which led to Amy smacking him on the arm.“If you all are done with your foreplay, can we get going?” Robby asked.There was general laughter, including from Angie, and the first group piled into the elevator. When everyone was in the. She called me on my cell phone to leave a message inviting me to her birthday party. I was sure that she’d invite me as she did just that.Now the day came, it was Anne’s birthday. I got dressed and took the bouquet of roses and headed to Anne’s house. I had decided that today would be the day I would come out clean and tell Anne about the feelings I had inside me for her. I went to the party and was enjoying myself. Anne would occasionally look up at me and give me a funny look. I started. On Monday night, I slept with Dale. We held each other, and we ended up talking about many things, but we didn't have any sex either. I was beginning to worry that I was going to need to get things settled with Brenda before I would want to have sex with anyone else.On Tuesday night, I told Shirley and Joyce that I wanted to sleep alone. I'd been cooped up in my home office all that day, trading, and was brooding about several things that were troubling me. I had spoken with Mama on the phone,.