.”I laughed, “Yes. Very nice ‘mammalian protuberances’.”Dale laughed, “Did your mom ever find out you have those albums?”“She knew I h...d the Carlin tapes, but I don’t think she knew I had those Zappa albums. I kept them in my closet on the shelf, not next to the stereo, and I don’t believe she was a ‘snooper’.”“What albums?” Mark asked.“Joe’s Garage,” José answered. “It’s a two-album set by Frank Zappa who is pretty irreverent and generally not appropriate for mixed company.”“What’s that. Everyone thought I was the pretty athletic girl on campus. Boys went nuts for me, I was nice to them but not a bitch to boys back then, you know? I was a cheerleader with a boyfriend on the football team, going to the University of Alabama. I wasn’t sure where I was going after high school. I knew I loved him,” Lauren said.“I think I know where this is going… can we get a refill?” Fancy said. Lauren downed it again. Fancy looked at her with sincerity.“So I applied to the University of Alabama. " Aw why hon? Will it be giving you a bad tummy ache if we eat here?"I asked and comforted her."Not really, it would just give me a really bad case of the farts."She revealed and chuckled a little nervously."Oh,"I chuckled back,"well that's fine with me, go ahead and enjoy the food."With my encouragement, we both ended up having a plate of fried food and a cup of tea each.Being such a gorgeous big woman meant she had ate more than me.When we finished, we paid for our meal and got back into her. Cristy was so hot everyone just wanted to impress her and be on her good side . Another time Cristy forced Kate to sit in the trash can during lunch and had every student in the school throw their trash away on Kate as she sat in a trash can she barely fit in . The whole cafeteria laughed at her it was so humiliating. She hated herself because of Cristy . She wanted to hurt Cristy but she never did for some reason she was compelled to do whatever she said. She had asked Christy if she could.