Pauline smiled as she ironed the creases from her skirt and slowly got to her feet before looking me in the eye.“Now, you naughty boy, we’re not e...en halfway through with you yet,” she said in a whisper, running her right hand down my chest.“I want you to bend over my spanking chair – grip the arms of the chair with both hands, young man,” she instructed and moved out of the way.I slowly walked the few paces over to the chair and stood facing it. I gave my bottom one final rub with both hands,. “I’m Thom. Thanks for coming over so quickly,” I said, as we shook hands, stunned by how gorgeous she was. I didn’t expect that the person who might clean my house would be such a knock out. While she walked around and checked the place out, I was checking her out. “Cool place,” she said, nodding. “I like all the wood.” She walked ahead of me and I couldn’t keep my eyes off her round ass in her faded tight jeans. I could not believe how sexy she looked. She wore a black tank top, cut low in the. Could you moveplease? Please? Thank you. Could you move? Excuse me, please. Excuse me.Excuse me, please. Excuse me!He runs into KOCHANSKI, who drops her purse. RIMMER picks it up andthrows it away.RIMMER: If you want to dance, do it over there. (Calling in thedirection he threw the purse) Sorry.He continues walking towards Lister's table. Lister watches Kochanski gofetch her purse and sit down with her friend.CHEN: That woman's out of your league. She's just too classy for you.LISTER: Who. As a result, I got some splash in regional newspapers and the New York Times, as well as mention in a number of radio news programs. I was particularly pleased by a mention from Howard K. Smith, one of my favorite reporters.This publicity did get me come calls, but they all turned out to be crank calls from nuts who wanted help in finding aliens or Atlantis, etc. Fortunately, Alice was able to screen out all these calls by using her ESP.Finally, I got a call that looked interesting: a woman.