Why don't you get the lube, and try starting with a finger?"I greased up my index finger and slipped it between her cheek. I pressed it against her ho...d and I could feel her growing tense."Just relax, it will go easier if you relax," I urged her.I pushed harder still and was amazed at how tight she was. Only after quite a bit of pressure and wiggling was I able to push my finger into her. She moaned at the intrusion, and it didn't sound like she was moaning because it felt good."Oh, go slow. Go. I didn't go all ghillie suit and try to sneak up on 'em. I called the Coast Guard to come and arrest their asses. Well, I tried to. The cell tower was down. This was getting serious!I'd been fooling around with internet phones before I moved. I'd purchased a Skype account and had a headset with a microphone on my computer. I started calling around to get bloody anyone to answer. I got a fish market to pick up, just down the coast in Belfast. I asked him to call the Coasties as someone was. " In her mind, she wasthinking, 'Why did I humor him?' Normally, Aaron would have saidsomething to the effect of "Suck my dick, bitch, I ain't listenin' toyou."She once again got in her Honda Xylo, and was once again thinking. "Whowas I with? It was a dude!! He said it was. I...uh Kasumi has, orfucking HAD a boyfriend? I didn't? Could I have? How do I know ifwe...? He's a fucking dude, no way I would've, I'm not a fucking fag.Damn, this just has to be the like one fucking thing I can't. We sat there waiting for Jim to tell us what this strange line of questioning was all about.“Jill and I were talking one night in bed about a week or so ago about when we got older. I said something like, an old hard cock is just as good as a young hard cock, and she said no way. We kept talking and I bet her that I was right. She said that it was an interesting bet but there was no way that we would ever know who the winner was till we got old.”Guys, the next night after I had spent a day.