Par beda garg, towel waisi hi upar ko mudi rahi. Aunty bhi hamare taraf dekh rahi thi. To main hath laga ke theek bhi na kar saka. Maa kitchen se jati...hui boli: Haan room mein hai, pee loongi.Maa to chali gayi. Par aunty ki nazar ne unki uthi hui towel aur unki nangi gaand ka nichla hissa dekh li. Woh yakeenan sochegi hi ye kaise hua. Par woh wapas apne kaam mein lag gayi. Maano unhone naa kuch dekha na us bare mein baat karna chahti ho.Jab maa ke kamre ki lock hone ki awaaz aayi tab aunty ne. ”“My testicles are black.”‘Sir, I am a nurse and I would prefer you to wait for the doctor.”“My testicles are black!”The young nurse becoming uncomfortable decides the least she could do is a cursory exam. She places her left hand on the side of the bed, with her other hand she reaches under the sheet and slides her hand through the side of the man’s blue nursing gown.She finds his genitals. She feels his right testicle and it seems to be as large as a golf ball. She rolls the ball between her. My friend and I started chatting with them over the railing and in no time they had joined us at our table. One girl was had sandy coloured curly brown hair to her shoulders and the other had straight blond hair that was a bit shorter than her friends. Looks wise there wasn't that much to separate the two. They were both attractive and any preference I think would have come down to a matter of taste. We were all getting along pretty well and both my friend and I were beginning to pair off with. > The wife got pregnant> and delivered a healthy baby boy.> The joyful father rushed to the nursery> to see his new son.> He was horrified> at the ugliest c***d he had ever seen.> He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the> father of this baby.> Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!> Have you been fooling around behind my back?"> The wife smiled sweetly and replied:> "Not this time!">>> The 3rd Affair>> A mortician was working late one night.> He ! examined the body of Mr..