Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of...a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond.Am I getting to be that age?I was thinking about how a status. Fir vo utha aur koi cream le aya aur bistar ke paas rakhake usme ungli dubai aur mere gaand pe lagaya aur ungli andar bahar karne laga. Dosto ye sensation aisa hi tha jaise kuch sukun ho. Jab ungli andar jati thi to khas kuch nahi lekin jab bahar nikalti thi to jaise bahut gudgudi hoti thi aur aisa man karta ki ye sensation chalu hi rahe. Ye sensation me mere gaand fudakne lagi to usne ek aur ungli andar daal di. Fir tisri bi. Ab muje thoda dard ho raha tha to maine kaha bas karo. Sirf lund. Peter interrupts “Well, yes, again, not the answer I was expecting, but correct in its own way.” “Final question Forrest. What is the first name of God?” Forrest immediately speaks up, “Why that is easy St Peter, it is Andy!” St Peter replies “Why do you think it is Andy, Forrest?” “From the hymn St. Peter, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me” said Forrest in a sing-song voice. St. Peter stares at him for a minute, then opens the gate “Run, Forrest, Run”For nurses -What is the difference. Her pale skin luminesent in the suns glow. Her perky, perfect breasts bouncing slightly as she struggles with her jeans. get my towel… I strip off my own shirt, the black lacy bra barely concealiling my C-cups. Ill get that for you! she volunteers, completely naked except for her pink thong, not covering her perfectly smooth, shaven pussy. Unclasping my bra before I can object, her hands slip around and take a firm hold on my breasts, one in each cool hand. I moan as she gently squeezes,.