..you think what we had was "fun"? No, no, no, no fun is riding a rollercoaster at Six Flags, or playing Volleyball on the Beach. Fun is not pissing y...urself because someone put you hand in a bowl of warm water, fun isn't having Nair put in your Shampoo!" "Oh you always remember the bad times...never the good! Mom said. "Now go tidy up your room, they'll be here soon." I trudged up the steps to the third floor where my room was, kinda Greg Brady I know, but I like it. I had a large living area. Tim felt his cock surge to attention as her ass wiggled away."Damn!"Tim took a deep breath outside of Paige's apartment door. He had waited a week before calling her. Between vacations and book signings, it took them six weeks to find a mutually acceptable date. Tim wanted to take her out to dinner and the theater but Paige insisted that she wanted to cook dinner for him. "I love to cook and I'm good at it. And I love to do what I'm good at." So here he was, outside her door with flowers in one. When we got out of the shower and were drying off I walked over to her and fondled her tits, they were gorgeous tits. She looked up at me.“You aren’t the only one that is good, how was that you stud?” she said.“Lady, you are one horny old lady and I think you know ten times more than I do and have 100 times the experience.”“You bet your shiny white ass,” she said smiling at me.Later, I was able to turn the tables on her. I told her I wanted a clean shaven pussy to play with, and was able to. "You were taking shots with Rachel. Mark and I were talking to Ryan, Kevin, the other Rachel, pretty much everyone at the party. They asked me about you. I said you and I were just friends. I pretended like you didn't know about it. I told them that if you do find out that you'll have to be okay with it because we are just friends. Then I told them about his dick. I said it was so big. I even grabbed his bulge in front of everyone. I was drunk and so horny. Everyone was shocked about me doing.