Lorenz had to see a client for an hour, while I checked out of the hotel."Allan, the man in the photo, heard me give my name and he asked me, in Swedi...h, if I was one of the Vasteras Alsviks, and did I know the Jonssons? Of course my maiden name was Jonsson as well, and it turned out he was a cousin of mine. We were both checking out of the hotel, so after doing that we went for a coffee – that's the picture you have there. We had just met."He wanted to know why the families had lost touch, and. .relieve himself with his hands all bandaged up” I explained.“Oh, yea” Will said. “Well, he’ll just have to suffer.”“Isn’t there something I could do?” I asked.“Like what?” he asked.“I don’t know. Not clean him there?” I suggested.“It has to be done, for his own health.” Will said. “He’ll just have to suffer through it. Believe me, nothing short of a hand job is going to help, and we don’t want to go there!”He rolled over and went to sleep, but I lied there, really troubled over my poor boy’s. He nearly swallowed the meat including the bone whole to get to ‘desert’ as quickly as he could.“It hasn’t been that long Honey, slow down”Alley teased. “Hey take it as a compliment”He went and took a shower and Alley put Hercules in the garage and lit some candles in the bedroom trying to create a little romance in spite of Mark’s desperation. When Mark came out of the shower his gorgeous wife lay on her side propped up on an elbow wearing nothing but a cheeky grin. Mark developed a hard on. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter, ' she said. 'Just get out.'Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy.