I foraged past some leftovers in the refrigerator, for the last of my beer stash. I grabbed the last two beers and turned around. She was standing rig...t behind me and I almost knocked her over, in my rush to get back to the patio. I immediately tossed out an apology as she backed up and caught herself on the counter top.“Oh shit- I’m sorry,” I quickly remarked.“That’s OK,” she replied, “I was simply going to ask you if you had anything else to drink besides beer.”How about a Clamato, I asked.. ’ Another suggestion whispered into her ear. She again shifted her position without really thinking of much more than the magic of his fingers. As she settled on her back with her hands under her head, he moved to start with her feet. ‘You know, it doesn’t seem fair that you are fully clothed and I clearly am not,’ she lazily observed. He smiled as he continued his work. ‘I suppose you have a point there. Does this help?’ As he moved from one foot to the other, he lifted his shirt off over his. When we got together, Carl, he was all over me – not very good at it, but really into it. Lately, he's been very detached, and two days ago I picked up the phone and was informed by his girlfriend that she wished I would hurry up and leave, so she could have him."When I confronted him that night, Randy didn't even try to deny it. He says she was his high school sweetheart, and he never got her out of his system. I wanted to work it out, even though you know how I feel about getting back. George selected a rod with a threaded end and a T handle on the other end and screwed it carefully into the brass egg and pulled."Aaaagghh" Cried Mrs Cleghorn, "Its too big." So how did you get it up there?" Daniels the footman helped." How?" Demanded Arthur."He showed me his appendage." Bloody Hell, show her your appendage then George while Josie and Kelly try pulling.George obeyed with some misgivings, After all Ada Cleghorn and his own dear dead departed mother had been friends and had.