So far, I have 10 fridges.A jellyfish walks into a hardware store and buys ten drills.Supermarket: a place where you can spend a half-hour looking for...instant coffee.How can you spot people who can’t count to twenty? They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.I bought some Haagen-Dazs ice cream, and as the cashier rang it up, I asked: “How do you pronounce that.” She said slowly: “Five dollars and 29 cents.”✧ ✧ ✧left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting. I wonder. His wife is down in Mexico at a clinic and he took time off to go be with her. He came back and they promoted one of the Mexicans to do his job." I'd be very interested in talking to him. We don't touch pressed wood or particle board, but if he's worked with hardwoods..." He said he spent close to six months, working evenings. Dining room table, a dozen chairs, a corner cabinet with leaded glass in the doors and a hutch and a wall thing ... uh..." Knick knack shelf." Yeah, that's what he called. Constable, the MI6 officer at the embassy. He told me they had analysed the recording, but that I’d have to come to the embassy to read the transcript. By appointment. But not on Thursdays.Another message was a transcript of a text message from Asim, which contained an invitation to join him on his next visit to Dubai. It seemed he was in the mood to catch a movie, and Dubai had cinemas. Well, two. The third message consisted of a somewhat distracted American male voice, asking me if I would. Not the other way around. The sanctimonious prick! “I really enjoyed that blow job earlier. Give me another.” I am about Dale’s height and I stand less than two feet in front of him and stare contemptuously at his now very cruel looking eyes and expressionless face. We stood there for what seemed like forever. Our eyes interlocked. His in command. Mine stubborn. “Dale,” was all I could bring myself to say. “Tanya, I have told you what to do,” he very calmly replied. “Do it, or Andrew finds.