"Wow, but, wait. You said all males wore some belt! Is that worn outsidehis clothes?" "Oh, (giggle) I forgot. Inmates don't wear clothes at Gardbr...ok Prison!" "Never?" "Oh no, it's a combination of reasons, for security and humiliation andof course, " she held up the genital collar "(smile) easy access!" More feminine laughter! The hostess's eyes widened at that. "So your'e going to demonstrate how to attach that now?" "If you like!" "Yes, go ahead!" "Okay, I don't know if. " I smiled back at her. "Go on now." She had lonely lips," my husband explained. "If you'd seen that poor girl, you would have kissed her too." Probably not," I said. "You'd better help Kyle find a place for the dog to sleep. I don't want him on the furniture." Yes, dear," he replied obediently."And if he pees on the floor, I'm going to rub somebody's nose in it," I continued. "Know what I mean?" Yes, dear." And I'm not going to feed him," I finished. "That's somebody else's job. I have enough. " Aww, your daughter is so cute," Chelsea says to me, "Is her fatheraround? I would like for all of us to get together sometime." No it's just us," I reply."Oh, well in that case," Chelsea begins, "Maybe I might know a few guysyou would like to meet." I don't know if I'm ready to date right now," I reply, "For now I justneed to find a job." Oh, I'll get you an interview where I work," she says, "I'm apharmaceutical representative." I don't know anything about pharmaceuticals," I reply."Don't. It had been a while since she'd been with anyone, and for the last few months, her libido had gone into overdrive. A glance at the small chest of drawers next to her bed made her think about the one advantage of her daughter being away for the holidays.The heat that had already begun building inside her swelled, and Regina popped open the clasp of her bra, letting it fall to the floor. She opened a drawer and pulled out the vibrator she'd purchased online when her fingers were simply not enough.