.. I could go on for a long time, all because of this boy Joel.I have always been known for my sweet, calm disposition, so when Sam brought this boy h...me for supper, the first time her father and I met him, I was prepared for the worst, yet planned to act civil, even if I thought my only daughter was sleeping with this delinquent. After several arguments, which left the whole house feeling nervous and uneasy, I finally agreed to let Joel over.As I thought, the boy that she was holding hands. "Jack!" she cried, "It stinks." Hold your nose," said Jack.Sultry was one of those girls who live in the bathroom ... at least it seems like it ... ask any brother."That long? I can't."She came tumbling out. "I can't Go in there. Where's the chamber pot?" Head of the stairs, turn left. First door on your left."Following directions, she was soon seated. Trumpets echoed and the sound of rushing waters were included. "Jack?"Jack was no fool. He had this demand figured out before she sat down.. . a little pocket dimension that we whipped up for you," the pink orb pulses. "You see, there was a little... What did we decide on? Accident? Mishap? Apocalypse?" An incident," says a gruff voice as the blue orb pulses in response."Yes. A little incident," the pink orb continues. "Anyways, the 'incident' may have resulted in your dimension no longer... um, existing--" Not that we're admitting any blame for it," the blue orb pulses. "Just want to get that straight." Yes. Correct. Not admitting. Assuming there is a next time,” she nodded.“I suspect there will be,” I added.There was. The creatures tried a variety of tactics from a large rush to waiting until we’d virtually stepped on them and from all directions too, including one trying to leap on us as we scrambled through a narrow gap in a series of cut stones that confirmed a civilisation had been here and was buried beneath us. Then they apparently gave up as the attacks ceased and we carried on towards what Arwen could only.