“You think I’m geek catnip.” I rephrased: “Why would I want to hook up with undergrad boys?” “Because you haven’t had a date in the almo...t eighteen months I’ve known you,” she lectured. “And geek boys are like training wheels; you say ‘Hi, my name’s Jeannie,’ and if he doesn’t faint, you tell him how much you like Star Wars – or in this case, Harry Potter – and then just let him run like a wind-up toy while you work out whether you like him. He won’t try to grab your ass or your tits, and if. There's no feeling like it." I feel pretty good just helping make dinner." Good. What are we having?" Breaded pork chops, green beans, salad." Sounds good."Sara went back to the stove and Mary turned around."Mary. What did the dentist say?" I'm gonna get implants!" New tits?" No, Silly. They can put false teeth into your jawbone so they work just like the real thing."You mean you won't be able to take them out?" Nope." That's too bad. A lot of guys like gum jobs. You'd be real popular." God,. I told her that we were going to take things slow, and tonight was kissing and touching. I told her that we needed to keep our pants on. She pulled off her blouse and her boobs and nipples jiggled and rubbed on my shirt. I kissed her again and ran my hands over her back and then around to her chest. She smiled and reached down to undo my belt but I stopped her. I led her over to her bed and laid her down. I sat next to her and we kissed and I played with her nipples and breasts. She was a nice. “The threat made Miss Johnson jump and made her quickly turn and walk out of the living room and up the stairs to her bedroom. She quickly opened a drawer and picked up one of the several wooden-backed paddle hairbrushes she stored there, and then went to her cupboard, opened the door, and took out a hook-ended senior cane that was hanging there. Closing the cupboard door she then quickly walked out of the bedroom, back down the stairs and into the living room, and went over to where she saw.