The cause of my lack of risk and my current source of thrills comes from the last thing I stole 'honestly'. I don't know what it is or how it works. A...l I know is that when I attach the head piece to the base of my skull and turn the knob on the wrist piece, magic happens.You see, it's some sort of time machine. I don't mean forward and backward in time, H. G. Wells kind of stuff. I mean it slows down or speeds up the rate at which I travel through time relative to the rest of the world. I turn. We'll go shopping for sexy costumes and just go nuts."In all the years you've been with her, you're not sure you've ever seen your wife "go nuts" and you're not really sure she knows what it would truly mean to go nuts. She's cute, nice, and a little shy. Still, you agree. How could you not?October 31st, you're waiting in line outside the Grand Ballroom. You're wearing a football jersey, your wife a cheerleader's costume, her top a little low cut, showing just a hint of cleavage, her skirt. "Am I ... is it ... did they...?" Tommi sounded confused as she tried to lifther head higher still to see Katie.Katie nodded. "You did fine through the transfer. Congratulations -you're going to be the mother of a little baby girl."Tommi let her head collapse back on the pillow. "It wasn't a dream?"Katie shook her head. "No. And you did super."Slowly, Tommi started to move her hands down toward her belly, only tohave her left hand stopped by the IV line. Her right hand moved downand. Just come over here to the sofa and relax."I did as she asked, with the tears still flowing down my cheeks. For the longest time, neither of us said a word. Diane wrapped her arms around me, and we locked each other in a loving embrace. Part of me loved it, but another part thought of this as some sort of torture, feeling that nothing could happen between Diane and I and that this goddess of a woman was brought back to torment me.After a few minutes, Diane loosened her hold on me, and.