It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blonde man shouts frantically into the p...one, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.“Hanging myself,” the blonde replies.“The rope should be around your neck”. I could clearly make out their stiff nipples. My wife is completely shaved thanks to me and I could clearly make out a nice camel toe.My daughter apparently did not shave and I could make out a patch of brunette hair just under her bottom. She must have noticed too as she said "Mom, your suit looks so much smoother and better. Do you shave down there?"Jill replied "Your Dad shaves me every week to keep me smooth. He's very good at it. I tried it once and cut myself. Your Dad's been shaving me. "Essssspecially for you!" Lars sneered as he motioned to the others.Struggle as she might, Adrienne was no match for the three groundskeepers who proceeded to loop the belts around and across her. A wide section covered her vagina, but left her anus exposed. Other narrower belts, when buckled, pulled arms and legs in such a fashion that any position besides on all fours was impossible. She tried to roll over on her side but even that bit of mobility was lost to her.A collar was fitted around. I couldn't help but think backon the days events...Ell, getting me pinned, being forced to shave my legs...the stockings,and most of all tomorrow....the pending make out session I know I haveearned!My heart skipped a beat as I thought of Ell, her dark eyes and perfectsmile and pout of a mouth, perhaps even slipping her tougue into mymouth! Slowly I dozed off into a daze of a sleep. Mostly fromexhaustion...The next day I waited until around 10:00 to get up. I had no desire toeat breakfast with.