"I thought we were going to have the whole thing holocast, Amanda," he complained to Meiersdottir. "You have no idea how I was looking forward to that... Instead you almost sneaked them in, and I didn't get to see any of it. Dammit, this was my baby from the start, and I wind up excluded from all the fun stuff!" It's a very long story, John, and we don't have time for it now," she said. "But yes, it was your baby, I know. Tell you what: Carlie and Alicia and I are going home in a couple of days.. I met her in the lobby for drinks. Neither of us knew anybody else at the meeting. She had on a tight purple v neck shirt and tight black yoga type pants. We seemed to forget about dinner and had a few drinks and she seemed to be getting a little tipsy. She then surprised me more than I had ever been surprised before. She said “ I have a confession to make. I came to this conference hoping to hook up with you”. “What” I gulped. She explained she was friends of CM, one of many prior married. "So, tell me, Rex, are you the President of SPY?" Yes, he was. The Society of Professional Yeggs. Being a lawyer and crossword enthusiast, I knew that a yegg was a safecracker. I needed an explanation. “My company does industrial and commercial surveillance. Organizations pay well for useful information. My corporation gathered data from credit card purchases, frequent flier numbers, social media, church groups, and clubs and mostly anywhere a digital fingerprint was seen. Our computers watch. A new electric fence. His howls echoed around the valley, his tortured cry as dozens of volts shot up his piss and fried his cock. He cried, begging for it to stop, his hands trembled as his stomach convulsed to bring several pints of England's finest ale onto the woodland floor.He should have learnt his lesson. Two weeks later, what the silly drunk bugger do? His went for a leak in the same place.He hadn't learnt his lesson.His second trip to A&E with his hands clasped around his electrified.