The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a str...p-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Trump for President’ T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.The police removed the Trump T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.Thought piece...Written by a 90 year old This is something we should all read at least once a week!. I had gone to a chiropractor but wasn't thrilled with the results. After some research I decide to try getting a massage. I had never had a massage so I wasn't sure what to expect. I ended up making an appointment in the early evening at a nice spa near where I worked.When I arrived I was pleased to see that the place was very nice and seemed to have a decent clientele. They also had a steam room and shower that they said I could use before my massage. I definitely wanted to take advantage of. "You ready to do your homework Melissa?" she asked pleasantly."Yes," he said about to get his books."Hold on there young lady. Let me take a look at you first."His mother checked out his appearance as she did everyday after school.She adjusted the bow in his hair as she did almost everyday. He neverput it high enough for her taste."Ok honey, you're a very pretty little girl. As soon as you're done andI've checked to make sure it is all correct you may be a boy again," shesaid sending him on his. I was just a bit over six foot tall, but even if I trained I was never overly muscular. I had a body of a runner. Quite probably I could have made my way out from under the cloth, but suddenly there seemed to be several pairs of hands that wrapped some ropes around me so that my hands were tied to my body and my legs were together. I could feel that I started losing my balance, and the little guys inside my head were only yelling 'Timber.' Very funny.Considering the fact that I had no way of.