I couldn’t take my eyes off her amazing body. As she thumbed through her outfits that were hanging up, she would occasionally look into the mirror a...d smile at me as I just stared at her. Once she ***********ed a white sundress with floral print on it, she slipped on a pair of white thongs and slid the dress over her head.“No Bra?”I enquired.“No. It’s too hot.”“Very hot,” I retorted. We both laughed. “What should I wear?”“Well,” Em said. “I want this to be a special day. A date if you will. So,. ..Without a word I opened the door for her then ran around taking my place behind the wheelAs we pulled out I told her about a stretch of beach that was rarely used after dark .We could go there and be alone ,kinda. ..We didn't say much on the way but there was a lot of thigh rubbing on both our parts as we drove ..Her wearing a dress made it easy for me to tease the hell out of her all the way there.Her panties were soaked by the time we arrived in the parking lot ...She didn't wait for me to. It looked a lot like a remote for unlocking a door. Still very perplexed, I looked at her and asked, “And what is this?” She was starting to blush and she replied, “It is the remote for the wireless bullet I bought. I have it in and when you push the button it vibrates.” So many thoughts going through my head but could only say, “Really??” She nodded her head and I leaned over to kiss her. As we kissed, I pushed the button for the first time. She jumped a bit and sort of squealed while we. NOW THE GODDAMN COWS CAN'T sleep AND THEY'VE GOT DIARRHEA!EVERYTHING HAS TURNED TO A RIVER OF SHIT ! !THE COMMISSIONER OF ZONING AND THE BUILDING INSPECTORHAVE SUBPOENAED ME TO GIVE JUST CAUSEWHY MY HOME SHOULDN'T BE CONDEMNED.I'M CALLING THE POLICE ! !I MEAN IT. BY GOD ! DAY ELEVENLISTEN FUCKHEAD ! ! ! !NEVER IN MY WILDEST IMAGINATION DID I EVER THINKTHAT I WOULD BE WITNESS TO ELEVEN LORDS-A-LEAPINGON THAT MANY MAIDS AND "LADIES".THEY TOOK THOSE BROADS LIKE GRANT TOOK RICHMONDAND THEY WILL .