I still do not know if it was on purpose or just a happy accident (I suspect the former). But she bent over slightly to take another bite of food and...as she did, the top of the dress fell from her right shoulder. The entire right side of her torso was now in clear view and the dress was clinging precariously on her breast. It was surprising that it did not fall completely off, and it was no doubt held aloft by her very hard nipple.She looked down at the situation, and instead if quickly. .Ha...lame joke..." he said getting his coat. "Once I get back...I'll make sure I take care of Alex...he's getting dull...maybe I'll take care of Matt first today..." He said walking off and leaving..."Oh crap..I'm gonna die..." Alex said."Not at all...if I know Matt well..." I said..I knew it was only some kind of trap...he was coming!"I hope you are right" He said looking at me...he was my best friend so I had to get him calm...we only had to. She giggled as she pulled on her ever-present glass of wine and said she wanted to pull a joke on Jan and Rick. Sure enough, when they arrived, Carla answered the door stark naked. Jan had warned Carla about these pranks before; several times, in fact. That was the end of that friendship."Fuck her, then," Carla said, but I knew that she was hurt inside. Carla, like many theatrically inclined people I've met, craved attention and without my being able to provide it so diligently, she began to. If it was bad before, as soon as I made an appearance, pandemonium broke out with everyone vying for my attention and asking questions.I made an about-face to the shouts from the media that I hadn’t said anything.I called Col. Blood over. “Call them to order and make it stick.” Col Blood almost seemed happy with those orders.While I didn’t hear any gunshots, the room did get quiet. Col Blood came out and said I believe they have come to order and shouldn’t give you any problems.I thought about.