Well let me ask you something, Little Thing. If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose?’ He brushed his fingers under my chin an... I turned reflexively. His dark eyes were shot through with amusement like arrows with flaming tails. ‘I don’t think all men are the same,’ I replied, ‘I think all people are the same. And they’re all part of the same great mush. Man, woman, or child.’ ‘You think I’m an asshole, don’t you?’ ‘Whatever gets you off.’ He smiled as if this were. And I'm gonna be here every step of the way Angela, I love you,” Steve replied. “Good. I'm gonna need you here with me. I can't take care of this baby alone. This really was a huge surprise to me too. I really didn't believe I could be until I really started feeling bad and took the test. As I waited for it, it just felt like hours. I didn't wanna say anything until I knew if it was positive or negative. Are you surprised too Steve?” I asked. “Of course I'm. I mean we only had unprotected sex. "I guess when I tell a story, I revert to the vocabulary of the period," she said. "Anyway, I teased him, and he stormed off into his room. He returned a couple of minutes later, holding one of his jock straps, and showed me the label. 'Look at this, ' Roy says to me, showing me the little label."Well, I looked, and the label said 'Large.' And Roy is all proud and pleased with himself, there, waiting for my reaction. And, I admit, I really was kinda surprised, you know? I mean, it was elastic. Could this all be a big joke? There's some murmuringbetween desks close together, but nothing too loud, likely from our mom'sbeing so close by."This is what we affectionately call Girl Week. Many, but not all, of thegirls in the fifth grade class have begun production of venom in theirstingers, and it would be good for them to get a bit of practice with it.Also, this will give all of you a great opportunity to understand yourfemale classmates a bit better. For the next week..." The teacher.