I tried everything with my girlfriend to make things more interesting. I bought books on how to better satisfy your spouse, tried to seduce her in oth...r ways, bought her presents, none of my attempts at spicing up our sex life worked. One Saturday afternoon while our toddler was napping, I lured my girlfriend into her bedroom and tried to seduce her. She simply made some comment that she had too much housework to do and the last thing on her mind was “having sex.” Hearing that, I got in my car. The debate lasted almost two hours and the three debaters finally got up from the table and walked off in separate directions, leaving Stephanie by herself. So Stephanie got off with a scolding from her mother and a great diversionary response to her dad.She knew she was grounded for at least a week, although no one ever brought the subject up again. She did find time to write Kyle, since his letters were still arriving every day. She had not given much thought to their relationship, and after. One liked the micro skirt because it left little to the imagination and advertised the fact that she was available; one liked tight trousers because they showed the girls shape and outline so he knew what he was going to get but two liked the longer split skirt because it gave glimpses of bare thigh so said there was something on offer but kept some mystery of just what.After a while they went back to the floor when slower music had come on.Sue danced with one of the men who had preferred her. " Maria gives Peter a kiss. "Win enough to take me to Paris!"Peter drives half a block, parks, and switches on a little device. He doesn't have to wait long. Within a minute there are seven beeps. She's dialing. A man answers."He's gone, Ron. I'm all yours." Good. Prepare to get reamed out completely tonight." Big words!" From a man with a big sausage." Oh, sausage man, give me your mustard!" You'll swallow my mustard, you slut, and get it in your buns too." You'll have to make me, you.