’ I chuckled slightly at myself, ‘I guess I’m kind of odd at times.’ ‘Well, I would hope so, there is one of you, correct?’ It took me a s...artled second to decipher what she said. I know I’m not stupid, but I was so unused to humor on that level for so long that my head whipped around, and I stared at her for one long second, my head canted at an angle as I furiously deciphered the message. Her eyes fell as I looked at her. ‘I’m sorry, I did not mean any offense.’ ‘No. No! I’m sorry, I’m just. But a lot of the gals she told (or who heard through the g****vine) saw me as untouchable – lest I cum all over their parents furniture or clothing. The next times I got hand jobs or blow jobs I did my best to try and cum quickly before I could ‘build up’ a massive shot. Additionally, I would somewhat use my kegel muscles to try and suppress the velocity. This would somewhat work, so I was at this point trying to ‘play down my cumshot.’ It wasn’t until maybe 6 months later when one of Anna’s. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After five years, your job will still suck.What’s the difference between oral and anal sex?Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall ... The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire. I’m afraid she will be hurt nor is that any way to find a relationship.”“Morgan, that’s all news to me. I picked your mother because she seemed to have listings like what I was looking for in a place. I didn’t even see a picture of her until after I had made a choice.” I grinned. “Nor did I know she had a daughter until we met.”She said in a low voice, “I hope you’re not sorry.”“Not for an instant. I haven’t been at all disappointed.”Our server came with our food. She served us and I thanked.