I kissed her lightly, on her lips, her ears, her neck. Her hair smelled fresh, but not flowery. I looked into her impossibly dark brown eyes and gentl... caressed her cheek with the back of my fingers. She closed her eyes and kissed me passionately. She licked my lips softly, then received my tongue in her mouth. I caressed her lower back under her blouse and undid her bra. I moved my hands to her waist, then circled her erect nipples with my thumbs. She took off her blouse and bra, then her. ”“Then dinner is next. During dinner, we are friends eating dinner together. We talk and decide if there will be any sexy dessert after dinner.”“Ladies, would you please accompany me to dinner?” Mack led the way. We followed carrying our iced tea glasses.”Menus arrived with, “What can I get you to drink?”Mack wanted coffee. We asked for iced tea refills.When our waitress returned I was ready with, “I’ll have the fresh tuna in coconut curry sauce.”“And you ma’am?”“I’ll have the same.”“Just so. I send a smiley face back and continue to play some games. A little later she sends another message, about how she decided to go out on this night. I tell her to be safe and we joke about missing the last train home, a thing we experienced on a few occasions before.About an hour later, go to bed, check my phone and lay down next to my wife, who is already asleep.I stare at the ceiling for some time when I notice the LED on my phone blinking. Another message from Nicole. "I did it again.... last. (Although if asked, most muscle-bound barbarians would think that an oral tradition is something that pleasure slaves are trained to do.)Anyway, the saying pertinent to this part of our story is this: "Never, ever give a witch, wizard, or sorcerer an even break. 3 feet of steel through the gizzard will mess up any spell they are trying to cast on you at the time."In Gonad The Ballbarian's case, this was a little too long for him to remember. So his teachers simplified things for him. "If you.