Are you going to eat those all yourself?" No, it's just my turn to do the shopping. My flat mate Chris has a great curry recipe; though we have to wat...h out when he fries the poppadums, because he caught the pan on fire the first time! He didn't realise how much they expand when they hit the oil." You live a dangerous life - exploding chemical labs and arsonist flatmates!" Exciting, not dangerous. Dangerous would be letting Rhodri cook. He is from very deepest Welsh Wales, and his mother. ”“That’s true. Morton’s or Rosebud, like you want.”“You need to meet my parents before then,” she said. “They’re OK with it, but they want you to come for dinner one night beforehand. Mom says it’s one thing to exercise with you but a different thing to go to dinner with you.”I nodded, “Your parents are just being cautious. And that’s a good thing. I’d be happy to.”“Would your wife come?” she asked.“Which one?”“Uhm, I didn’t say anything to them about your marriage thing. I think that would. .and I haven't and....uhh...I was wondering if you would teach me how to do "stuff".." She finally finished her sentence."TEACH YOU?!?! Like hands on?" I gasped"Yeah, I promise I wont tell anyone about any of it." She confessed."Well, I dunno...Do you promise?" Yeah, here, I'll start."As I stood in the middle of her room she got out of her covers and started to get naked. I was getting so fucking horny. She was now standing in a matching Disney bra and pantie set."What do I do now?" She. "You may take a break now," adding, "my you have a ways to go!" Yes Ma'am," he answered in a panting voice.She gave him his drink which he gulped down quickly."My, my you are a thirsty young man." she chuckled, studying his soaked short pants.She took his arm and turned him sideways, and to Tim's shock, placed the palm of her hand on the damp seat of his tight shorts.Squeezing his bottom cheek she cooed, "Looks like someone needs to be changed."A wave of excited embarrassment jolted through his.