.. I just don’t know what happened. It’s all just gone horribly wrong. First I thought my friend, Carrie Pearson, had dropped dead on me. You were...there, Kate. You saw how she fainted again. But not only that ... it looks like all the great advances the church had been making in accepting full nudity within the congregation has all been undone by this anti-nudity group that has slowly been growing in strength for weeks now. I was really hoping I would be able to start going to church naked all. On the positive side, their hair was restored, and below the neck theirtorsos and lower halves were now properly realigned, and they didn't passout. But sadly complete success was illusive. Their heads didn't matchtheir bodies, and their voices matched their heads!"I think I'm going to be sick," groaned Adam Smith when he couldn't tearhis downward gaze away for the significant cleavage on his chest."Argh, don't you dare," scolded Arlene, "at least not until you're near atrash can." So now. I was beginning to get concerned. Harry seemed equally ill at ease.“How late are you?”“I had expected it last Wednesday,” I answered.“Five days late?” Harry commented. “Too soon for a home pregnancy test. You need to be at least a week late for them to be reliable.”“You researched this on-line?” I teased.“Well ... yes,” Harry admitted. “I want to be ready, just in case.”“When does your research say I should take the test?”“Wednesday,” Harry responded. “It should be reliable by then. That is. The men driving those herds are wiley and well armed. They rarely need our help." Cotton yelled for his adjutant and asked what troops had recently been deployed south of Abilene. The man brought him a piece of paper, which he reviewed."Oh yes," he said. "Lieutenant Dobbs took new recruits out, looking for that cowboy you were here about last time. They nearly got run over in one of those infernal buffalo hunting escapades. If we didn't have to deny the savages their natural food source I'd run.