I said I had done pretty little but was getting braver as I got older and he laughed. He said this place sucks, why don't I follow him to his house, i...s quiet and there is no pressure just do what feels right. He did seem nice enough, I could take care of myself, and was not afraid of going, it felt right. So off we went.After going in the house he offered me a beer, we talked, I told him what I had done and seen to this point, he knew "steve" at the other video store and said next time he was. Or the wild flicks and laps. The total engulfment that led you to moan in your sleep. And when it was all said and done, that beautiful release before your eventual waking.Why do I bring this up, you ask?Would you believe that there was another possible explanation?I know what you're thinking. Ghosts, right?Yeah, I thought that too at first.At one point in my life, I lived alone for a few years in my older home. An old girlfriend was a big believer in ghosts, and she got into my head a. ” April was being a bitch. “ You must be a Real Bull in the sack because your girlfriend, apparently doesn’t want to miss a thing” April pointed at Mary frantically trying to not make the cams to visible to our guests that were coming, some of whom had girlfriends.” I sure hope your girlfriend knows what she’s doing Mark” April went on as she began gathering her shit and leaving.”I hope you two really sat down and talked about this, because(she took a deep breath) video is like forever”April. . would massage my sore feet, then we would make love all night long.”Me: “Married? Husband?”Christy: “Really, John, you need to close your mouth before bugs fly in.”Beth: “But now, after we get married... Me: “Married?”Beth: “My husband...”Me: “Husband?”Beth: “Can spend all his time between writing by massaging my feet and making love to me. We have to have at least four kids...”Me: “Kids?”Beth: “Two boys and two girls.”Christy, reaching over and pushing up on my jaw to close my mouth: “Do try.