After half a block, one turned to the other and asked, "Man, what's a bathtub?"The second dude pondered then replied, "I don't know. I'm not Catholic....These are compliments of john a.TWO CROCODILESTwo crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been. I like you." I emphasised the last word. "I like the Leahthat's smart and quick-witted and eternally optimistic. I like the Leahthat's never been afraid to hide who she is." Oh god what was I saying?Shut up, Lucas. Shut up. "Don't get me wrong, you're the most beautifulgirl I've ever seen - believe me - and I want this... Oh god, do I everwant it...." That's not helping, Lucas. "but I want to get to know youfirst! I want it to mean something, and not just be because your horny."She gave me a. They changed and while Barry was giving his new dance partner Judy a bit of what he had been giving his wife, Jill was giving her new partner Gavin a bit of what she had been giving her husband. Gavin's pecker rose to the occasion and in seconds they were dry fucking whilst dancing, the same as the other two were. They stayed on the floor for the next dance which was a really sexy slow number then Jill nudged Gavin over to the others and said "let's get out of here", the four of them going up. She made an excellent point. Going to the hospital opened up a whole range of worrying possibilities.I was however, not surprised at all to see Mom getting out of her car next to us. I hadn’t heard Alex make a call to tell her we were on the way, but I was certain she would have done just that.She rushed over to me as soon as I was out of the car. She started to put me in one of her spine crushing hugs, but let go when I let out a pitiful groan.“Is he bad,” she asked Alex.“I don’t think so; at.