Gnogg! Wake up boy. Time's a wasting." The little gnarled figure poked the sleeping lump with a twisted wooden cane."What, what is it? Can't a body ge... some sleep?" the huddled mass on the floor complained from under a pile rags."Damn and blast Gnogg, get up we've got work to do!" shouted the exasperated little creature poking the pile of rags more vigorously and pulling on his black scraggily beard in exasperation."All right Devlin, alright. Quit hitting me. I'm up." protested the sleepy. I was dressed in fishnet thigh highs; platform heels, g-string, bra, all black. Over it was a black zip up the front mini dress. I had a hand held CB radio so that I could hear truckers talk about me as I passed them, and I'd been enjoying that for many miles. Clearly they all thought I was a real woman, and were very appreciative of me giving them all a little road show. After a while I came up on a convoy of 6 trucks all pulling trailers from a dollar store chain. As I passed them I got some. Maybe I was an afterthought, though. I've only been here half as long as you and Carrie."After a pause, and a deep breath, she told him the rest."The trip I was on would have been my last. I had just been diagnosed with ALS. It was getting bad enough to make it pretty dangerous to climb, but with what I had to look forward to, that didn't matter to me. When I woke up in that cave, all my symptoms were gone. I think those gods you mentioned decided that you needed a chemist. Since I was elected,. Tell that whore that her shit will be on the porch in the morning so she can get it. Any door knocking will be met unkindly."I slammed the door again and went to find a cold beer.I'm still not sure why I did it, but I took my cold six-pack upstairs and sat in Robin's craft room and watched out the window. Soon it dawned on me I should have the video camera to collect evidence for divorcing of the slut. I went and got the camcorder.As I sat watching the back of Bruce's house for activity,.