I was warm from a night spent locked away under the covers and was comfortable beyond description. I quickly realized that what had woken me was my bo...friend rolling over in his sleep. I was laying in my side in a sort of an elongated fetal position and he was now laying in a matching position right behind he. His body was warm. His chest and belly settled up to my back and the touching of our skin was comforting. As this was all sinking into my not quite yet cognitive mind, I felt his arm. Her feet angled out as if a lover were between them.After twenty minutes, I could stand it no longer. I turned to her and said, "Are you enjoying your reading?"Her eyes were glazed when she looked at me."What did you say?" she mumbled as she struggled to focus."Are you enjoying your reading?" Oh, no. It's just memos from the office. I have to catch up."I leaned closer to her."You're not reading memos. You're reading dirty stories and they're turning you on," I said as my eyes held hers.The. The truck runs good and I don't worry about parking it in some of the areas I've had to go to. As for the office, the only reason I even have one is for some place to meet clients." Wouldn't a nicer office impress your clients more?" My place makes the people think I'm a little desperate; it makes them think I'll work harder to earn their money." Okay Matt. Call me if I can help." Sure Major and thanks."What wasn't mentioned by Major Taylor or myself was the settlement I got from the St. Louis. 'They're not hanging Wright tonight, ' she said.He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'The Stella Awards! Have not seen this one for a while It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico, where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between.