And we drove from Laverton to Kalgoorlie. So you know what that's like." Kalgoorlie's gold mining. What's Merredin?" You better learn, Mr. CSIRO Direc...or! Merredin's the center of the wheat belt." Oh. I guess I've lots to learn. But keep that down."Weena giggled. She'd had too much wine. I paid and we drove home."I really like waking up with you," I said in the morning."Gosh! And it's three months." For the rest of my life." I got a big hug and kiss. "What's the schedule?" We're due at chez. In all honesty, she had to admit to all those curious enough to delve into her origins that she was never one to listen or heed her elders and probably would never change her ways now or in the future.Of course, that was all eons ago. Well, at least back further than she was able to remember with clarity. It seemed like the entire area below the hill was shrouded in ever-present mist and Eve had fallen into a sleep that lasted so long that the extensive circumference of the tree now encircled. Kirsty the barmaid gave me a fright as she put down new beermates and cleaned the table.'You sure you aint got the wrong place pet?''They said The Thorny Crown''yeah thats us...odd they aint showed'She walked away and i continued staring at the bloke winning loads on the fruit machine. I was about to call it a night when two lads walked in at about 9:50. One, whoose name I would soon remember as 'Keelan', walked in and leant at the bar. The other was almost a clone.-----As i twisted the glass. I have to go right now. I have to cook dinner.In another half an hour, I came out. Mom was in the kitchen. I asked her for a smoking session. She came up with me on the terrace where she smoked and had this conversation.Me: You spent a lot of time chatting today, found anyone special today?Mom: Not yet, just had chat with random guys. All were filthy guys.Me: I know what they must have asked you.Mom: Tell me, what they have asked me?Me: They must have asked your age and figure, and complimented.