" Quite.Once dressed, Sarah suggested that we go for a drive. I was never one for mixing my metaphors but this was a different kettle of fish and I wa... a horse of a different colour."I can't go out dressed like this." Why not?" Because.... Because people would know." Who's going to know?" Sarah demanded. "Look at yourself in the mirror."I did. A pretty young woman looked back at me. "You don't even recognise yourself, for Pete's sake. Your own mother wouldn't recognise you."She was right. The. My son works away from home so my wife and I are stuck with him until our son comes back from work..We were sitting at home on this particular night and a thunderstorm was in full swing outside so we had to bring Kong inside with our girl who was in season, Well Kong was excited as a dog could be but he had never had sex and obviously he was horny as , he was howling, pacing back and forth trying to get to our female Labrador,,,, after about 3 hours of this howling and whining and yelling at. Ada was on her though. Ada rose in time to see the thing disappear over Diana’s shoulder and in a panic she grabbed the woman and rolled her over abruptly. “Hey! Not so rough! Let me up.” Diana said to Ada whose hands had frozen on the other woman’s shoulders, holding her down without intending to. There on Diana’s back was her namesake dropping her bow and quiver. The satyr was adjusting his size to match Diana’s tattoo. The scene was appalling to Ada not only because the other woman had no. I-I uh, I think I..." I gulped. "I'm so cold!" My vision remained blurry. I couldn't tell if the blankets were as wet on the outside as they felt on the inside. They kept crawling over my body.For a second, I imagined mom crawling under the covers with me. Then I imagined she was a cow standing in the room, chewing on my Godzilla doll. My head wasn't in the clear yet. I blacked out.I woke again to the sound of splashing. I was splashing in the tub. It was full of ice! I was freezing, and my.