I had never sucked a cock before so I was super excited and nervous at the same time.I kissed the end of his cock and he did the same for me.I opened ...y mouth and slid my lips onto his hard shiny end. I don't know what I was expecting but he tasted nice. All warm and slightly salty. I think that was from his pre-cum oozing from his slit.I felt him lick my cock all up the underside from my balls to the tip. Then he gulped my cock right into his mouth without any hesitation.That felt sooooooo. " What did it say on the banners?" Trump asks. Ali replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."Trump says, "You know, Ali, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner." What did it say on the banners?" Ali asks.Trump replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."This one is compliments of ChrisThe swearing nun.A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and. ”Damn. My plan backfired. Not only did he now know that I didn’t, he knew that I was totally clueless.“Well, do you wanna stop by my house and find out how?,” he asked.“Um, where do you live?”“I live off Avenue C, right by Bloomberg. You wanna come by?”Like I said before, I had a really hard time making friends. Here was this kid, who not only wasn’t harassing me, but was extending a hand of friendship out to me. On top of that, he only lived about a block away from me, so I wouldn’t get in. My eyes traced every inch of her body as I looked for and failed to find a single flaw in her skin. I listened to her voice and her accent, thinking it was much better than any I could have imagined. I didn’t care so much what she was saying as just enjoying listening to her say it. I couldn’t imagine anywhere I would rather be in this moment or any other than in her company.I couldn’t tell you where most of the day went, but it seemed to be over as quickly as it had started. The sun starting.