"Mom, you did a fantastic job. He is so feminine, it is unbelievable. Iwas expecting something far less convincing, but he looks totallyappropriate. B...tween his hair, face and outfit, you would never suspectEvan is anything but a girl. How did you do so much in just a week?" It took a lot of work, but he was very agreeing of everything. He hasalso become quite adept at his new job and I expect him to be awonderful domestic for you if he continues to improve his housewifeskills over the next few. Okay, he did have a red beard, but that was it. He had no son named Johnny. However, he did have a daughter named Johnette.Unsurprisingly I heard the computer voice say the room was secure.What he looked like was really not relevant here. We went through a similar password exchange. Before we got down to business, he said, “Ah, I see you play darts.” He chuckled. It was then that I wished I had removed those darts. Rolling my eyes, “Guilty as charged.”Then he filled me in on what my grandfather. Dont even doubt yourself, Derek. Youre an amazing guy. This is not on you at all. You think so? I asked. Yeah, I really do… For a second, I thought I saw a weird look flicker across Seans face, but it disappeared as quickly as I noticed it. Fuck her, man, Sean said. As cheesy as it sounds, theres plenty of other fish in the sea. Amen to that, I agreed. * * * The rest of the day flew by pretty quickly. Nothing out of the ordinary happened until last period, AP Physics, when I noticed a girl. I'm just like waiting for my uncle, or likewhatever?" Oh well," I could see him staring at my chest and then looking down mylegs. He quickly looked up and smiled, "if you end up waiting too long,well, I live just up the block and across the street: 1485." That's like so nice of you and stuff, but like I'm sure my uncle will belike home soon, like yeah," I was pretty sure I was overdoing it, but Iwas also pretty sure that that was the last thing this guy was thinkingabout."Okay, well, You be.