I get a nice feel of her build and body as I gently help her in. She invited me in and ask questions of the area. She was divorced some years back an... sold the house. She bought this home and plans to start dating again. She lets me know that its been a long time with no bedroom action. I do not offer in fear of this on first meeting. She invites me for dinner the following night and I accept. She is working from boxes and ask I set up her bed for her. Spent the evening working on projects. As soon as her hands were in front of her face, I took the photo, sending it to the prearranged number before she was even aware of the click.'What the hell.' She jumped to her feet.'Stop.' Susan shouted. 'You may want to check your inbox before you do anything stupid.'Ms Smithson looked at Susan. 'What have you done?' She grabbed the monitor and twisted it round. It was a few moments before the email popped up and as she bent over to open the attached photograph. I got a good long look at her. Upon seeing me enter he stood. His buff, naked, crimson body exposed. His penis appeared to be twitching angrily like a Graboid from 'Tremors.' I kept my distance. With his pointed tail swishing through the fetid air he spoke in a powerful voice, his pitchfork used for emphasis."Welcome to the happiest place under the Earth, Portia. I like to greet all new arrivals to calm any fears they might have. You will find Hell to be a most pleasant place. It's a tad warm but so is that godforsaken. " Neither am I," Shelly said from the doorway. "Well, I'm not a guy at all but she'll feel the point of my shoe on the ass of her $200 jeans if I see her again. And not for doing Eric, either. Why didn't you kick his ass for him?" What would it prove?" Adam asked. "I knew I could do it. It seems he knew I could do it, too. By the time someone pointed out who it was, she was long gone anyway. Plus it would have put the rest of you in an awkward spot." You could have told me!" Shelly said. "I.