At the end, I will give my idea of what I imagine happened, but I welcome comments from anyone to hear what they think happened as well, so feel free ...o be creative.To give background, my ex was really pretty, short (just over 5 feet tall) and petite. She had a good body, since she had danced from a young age, but was always embarrassed by her small boobs (bigger than an A cup, smaller than a B cup if that makes sense). Because of this, she would wear very padded bras, and use "cleavage. When he failed to say anything she said, "Wow, I do turn you on don't I?"Zack was blushing profusely but finally replied, "Well hell Katie, you are beautiful and you know it!" And you love tits!" Katie grabbed her breasts with her hands and squeezed them. She wanted to quickly lighten up the subject but instead she found all she had done was attract Zack's attention right back on what had started it all.There was a long silence. Finally Katie said, "Zack." Yeah?" Your pecker is showing."Zack. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.2. The wife. Her long bare legs, tanned from her recent holiday in Rarotonga, tucked up underneath. Ohhhh Caligula, my favourite scene is when he makes all the Senators wives whores to satisfy the people of Rome. Which scene do you like ?I have never seen it before, I reply. The bulge growing down the inside leg of jeans obvious in the brightly lit room. Cherie operates the house remote dimming some lights and turning others off. I gulp down half of my rather strong bourbon and not much coke. With the early.