"Hello!" Darla almost screamed as she answered before the first ring had ended. "Is that you, Dick?" Yeah, it's me, Darla. Sorry I couldn't get to the...phone when you called, but I got back to you as soon as I was free," I replied more than a little smugly."What the hell is going on, Dick?" demanded Darla. "You already had a place to stay and your bags packed before I even told you that I wanted a separation. Then I call your number to discuss our situation and that slut answers the phone. She. This definitely peaked my interest!So over the next several weeks we continued to talk about almost anything and everything while also sending occasional dirty pictures to each other. Eventually after Christmas and before New Years Day, we scheduled a time that we would meet up in person. So we arranged that she would drive up to my place this past Sunday January 5. She arrived at my place and I walked her into my apartment. The first thing we did was put on Netflix and chose to watch the first. "I couldn't help but laugh at the picture this brought to mind. I didn't know if it was all that he deserved, but I was happy he'd gotten it."By the time I got back to the office, he'd already called and told them everything. Now I don't have a job, either!"I don't know why I said it, but the words were out before I could haul them back. "I'd hire you here, but I don't know if you could do it. You absolutely have the body for it."Betty pushed me away, and looked at me in shock. I should never. “This is also true,” Joey laughed now.“I definitely want to watch Natasha get plowed and impregnated, to say the least. Though I still want to fuck the shit out of her myself. Even though I likely can’t do the job. Just in case,” Todd/Gary declared, which was hardly a shock to me ... his wife was truly delightful, after all.“Even though I’m gay, I’ll try it this once at least, to help donate my sperm,” Stewart, aka Ace, volunteered.“Same here,” Joey offered.“Sounds good to me!” Todd high-fived.