Me : bhai kahan hai??She : office jake hain.. Ghar par koi nahi hai??Me : nahi, tume to pata hai ki iss samay koi nahi rehtaShe: haan.., to tumhari gf...kaisi hai??? Kya chal raha hai aaj kal???Me : oh thik hai our kuch khaas nahi…She : last time kab mile the? Aur kya kiya tha??Me : oh week 3-4 mere saath mere ghar par rehti hai our dusre ke din oh apni pg meShe : oh acha, to oh 3-4 din tum log kya karte ho?? Har roz sex karte ho?Me : nahi, pehle karte the, ab week me 1-2 baarMai ne apna seed. In the end, it got to him so much that he abandoned his original plan to head for Bath and instead turned South at the first available exit. And promptly became lost in a variety of fashions.You could choose to blame it on his natural instinct to turn right rather than left (as do all drivers from North America or the Continent), or a desire to get away from the trappings of civilisation & pursue a quieter existence, or simply sheer happenstance. What is indisputable is that within five minutes. This was my first public appearance. They were briskly walking towards me so I hopped in my van, started it and was ready to leave. They were too fast. They were at my window and started telling me that I was hot, and looked really good.(typical guy bullshit). I said thanks. One of the guys was a little rude and asked if this is my “stabbin wagon”, and is there is a bed in back. Being a man and not thinking I answered with a man’s answer, I told them “of course, why have a van if you don’t use. Fir aglke din usne mujhe phone kerke saari story batayi mera kaam bhi khatam ho gaya tha main bola aaj bhi usko pilane ko or main raat main late aaoonga mere paas ghar ki ek chabhi rehti thi usne fir aunty ko bula liya or uske saath aunty ne or jyada pee fir nange hoker porn site khol li meri bv ne uski choot chatni shuru ki fir baad main usne ab usko bahut nasha ho gaya tha or woh whin sofe per lete gaye dono ne ek doosre ko bahon main le rekah tha or ek dusre ke boobs choose rahe the or.