Sandpaper condom.Once he was dressed, he ran from my bedroom and I heard the front door slam as he broke all land speed records getting away from me a...d my home. I looked at Samantha, and I could tell that she saw the malice in my eyes."Nick, we can get through this." She wheedled, crying crocodile tears. "Please, baby!" Where was the 'baby' when I got home, Samantha? Where was the love then?" I sneered. "Get dressed, get packed, and GET OUT!" I said. "You have an hour. Since Dr. Dickhead. I always had my eye on Neha aunty. Tennis was just a reason to meet her every day. She was an amateur in tennis and I and uncle used to teach her and I used to get a lot of chances to touch her. Many a times I used to brush my hand against her boobs while teaching her and she never made any reaction. They used to live in the same building in which my masi lived so on that pretext I would get to meet her too. One day while playing tennis she hurt her foot and wasn’t able to walk. Uncle asked me. Here a piece, there a piece, EVERYWHERE a piece ... Old McDonald had a surgery ... E-I-E-I-O.Ow!Permanent black-eyes ... but I was beginning to look like sorta me.After looking at my latest undamaged photograph, the Plastics guy said, "While we're at it, we'll try and fix a few of mother natures practical jokes," and then he laughed. The photo was from my high school year book ... and everybody knows how flattering THEY are.I don't get it.Get what?Oops.Leaking?Looks like it but that's not what. I just smile as I am relieved that he is not judgemental as some folks are.I go back into the living room and mom says we should watch a movie. I am fine with that. So we choose our movie, mom and Steve sit on the couch, mom laying down, putting her head in his lap. I curl up in the chair and we proceed to watch the movie.As we watch, I can feel Steve glance over at me every so often. I don't think anything of it. I just assume he is curious about me. At one point when he looks over at me, I.