Finally, I reached my breaking point. I came home one day to find a half-assed maintenance notice on my door. "Something with the kitchen sink" had go...e amiss, and he had let himself in while I was at work. Furious, I let myself in and sized up the damage. He was sloppy with his work, and it was no different with his snooping. My dresser drawer was still half opened, panties and toys clearly rummaged through. I took a look at my laundry hamper, too, and found that most of the dirty panties in. "Children are, of course, an issue. I'll want David to see to my needs in that area, and since I will be teaching, the burdens of child-rearing would necessarily fall to you." I hesitated for a moment, then plunged on, "I really have nothing to offer in compensation, except perhaps something you both might find unthinkable..."Mother and son shared a glance. "And that would be?" Alma asked.I picked at my fingers nervously; this could ruin everything improperly approached... "Well, you, too,. When I met Chrissy, she was a fairly innocent 19-year-old. I was 24, in my first job as a low-level political hack who thought he had the world by the balls. Hey, I was drinking free liquor three nights a week courtesy of lobbyists and flirting with pages all day, so I was pretty happy. Chrissy was a sophomore at the college I'd recently graduated from, and we'd hooked up in one of the college bars I still frequented on the weekends. We hit off pretty well, and we were dating steady within a. Alright, I said abruptly, startling Courtney, Lets try it. The next time I eat someone Ill turn em and we can put your theory to the test. I then slipped the pendants chain over my head and tossed it to her unceremoniously, and when she caught it she stared at me, wide-eyed. I couldnt really blame her for that because the last time she had tried to touch I had literally almost bitten her head off. When tears once again started glistening in her eyes, though, I realized that I may have just made.