The bastard assumed I'd jump at the chance. I smiled sweetly. "Terribly sorry, Charles, I'm about to arrange a prior engagement. Call me tomorrow and ...e can make an appointment." His eyes flickered very briefly. I couldn't say whether it was anger or disappointment. He gave a curt nod and left us. "That will teach him to mind his manners," said Phil, "cocky bastard!" I nodded but there was something nagging at me, something that hadn't been quite right with the exchange. I shook my head, no. .The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'CANADIAN JOKE #2A Canadian is walking down the. .Please Don't. I'll pay you. Do your homework." I tried tobarter my soul for my remaining pride.Ignoring my protests Kari handed me white tights. I had to sit undertheir stares pulling them sullenly up my legs. I could feel the heat ofshame burn in my cheeks. I thought I might cry again as they lifted thedress from the bed. They lowered it over my head, and zipped the zipperin the back up to the top. Buttoning it tightly around my neck the fullskirt swayed around me. Rustling against my legs. But there was no answer. She waited another half hour before calling again. Lisa dressed and drove over to the condo and let herself in with the key she never discarded. It was a bloody scene with Shasta draped all over her sister. She must have let out an ear piercing scream because several people in robes and night wear came running into the apartment.Someone called 9-1-1 and the police were there in minutes along with a team of paramedics. Both were pronounced dead at the scene. Lisa was in.