" Tell you what," I cut in before Alex gets us killed, "you get in the tub an' we'll go pick up your order."She sighs, "Fine. I'll wait for room servi...e first, then." Room service?" They're bringing some mint tea and honey."Poor brave bastards. "Ok, you go soak, Alex will wait for room service - with his mouth shut" I look at him and he yields, "and I'll go downstairs." She doesn't really have the energy to fight. I pick her up and carry her the few feet to the bathroom.Once she's settled in. I didn’t want to cum yet, so I slowly stopped touching. I got a pants hanger from the closet then walked back to the bedroom, unzipped my skirt and let it drop as I walked. Pulled off my panties, they were so wet. I tossed the panties and the pantshanger on the bed. I rummaged through the bottom drawer of the dresser and my found my toy, a vibrator that will reach my gspot and slit at the same time. I climbed under the covers. I love the way bedcovers feel on naked skin. I lay there for a few. But she doesn't do anything. Right, I think to myself, here we go. So I pour some more oil on my hands and start rubbing it into her hard hand-sized tits. I'd done this with my girlfriend plenty of times, and frankly it's more fun with a big pair of tits like hers, but this was pretty great too. Frankly getting your hands on any pair of tits is pretty great generally. Eyes closed, she's clearly enjoying this. Her nipples firm right up and she starts biting her bottom lip as I tweak them between. We all got ready quickly after that, though not without quite a few ribald innuendoes thrown in. We presented a very happy group of faces when we met my parents in the hallway."Uh oh," moaned my mother in mock disappointment, holding her hand over her face as if horrified, "Looks like the 'old enough to be your grandmother' ploy didn't work." My father looked decidedly uncomfortable, however, while the women began clucking at Linda's little joke. My father decided discretion was the better part.