"Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to welcome you here to the register office today, to the Civil Partnership ceremony of Susan Seeley and Elaine Sol...erg." This room in which we are met has been duly sanctioned according to the law for celebration of Civil Partnership Ceremonies. I am now going to ask Susan and Elaine to repeat after me..." I declare that I know of no legal reason why we may not register as each other's civil partner. I understand that on signing this document we will be. Can you do that for me sweetie? Now where would you like me? I confirmed to her that I was up for the job and could help her so I suggested she lay face down on the big double bed. As she did so I asked her to take down the top half of her night dress. I noticed that not only did she do that but also hoiked up the bottom half saying, ‘would it be ok if you did my thighs and legs at the same time?‘That would be fine, Janet but I must warn you that massaging such a lovely lady like you I might. Well Mark got a new job and I went to work for a new place to and the other guys found better jobs so we decided to do a big ride blowout, well that is if the she’s whom must be obeyed said it was okay that is. We got the okay and we planned a big trip. Now none of these guys had ridden more than 5 or 10 miles to work on their bikes. Me I’ve pull and iron butt, and did a mad dash to the Dakotas and back for a rally. So I’m cool with a long ride 4 hours in the saddle no big deal for me but these. Hi to set the scene , I am married to a straight laced woman, i am 50 at the time and my wife 48.her mother 70, was widowed 5 years earlier, and lived 180 miles away, so bit by bit she would come and stay with us, I really didnt mind as she was ok, liked football , sports etc, so there was no complaining when i put sports on the tv for example. however she was a pain in the arse at times, tyding things up that didnt need tidying etc, i'm sure you get the idea. What mate it more annoying was I.