I was pacing around my apartment, my faced flushes with nervous anticipation which was again, no doubt, his expert intention. I'd washed and dry-clean...d just about everything I owned, just in case. It sometimes made me nervous how I would fare against a man who knew how to push my buttons so well even before I had even met him.Time was flowing by, and it was nearly the time I'd have to leave to get there on time. Maybe this was another reason I had to take transit – he wanted to worry about the. I could hear the low grumbles they made inside. I got as close as I dare and peeped through the window. The woman was riding her man such that her face was in full view. She had her eyes shut, so didn't see me as I crept closer, almost touching the car as it rocked gently on it's suspension in time with her vigorous thrusting. And then it happened. Oh shit. How did she know I was out here??The girl opened her eyes and smiled at me, not blinking at my intrusion. She seemed to welcome my. I was 33, then, a virgin, a stand-up comic/talkshow host and all-around-nice guy!That's right. I said "virgin!"Read my lips... v-i-r-g-i-n!When I was 13 I was in a bicycle accident, which left me in a coma for 6 weeks. I was pretty fucked up for a long time after that! Physically/mentally I look perfectly normal... Emotionally/psychologically I'm a LoonyToon! I've gone through depressions so deep, so dark, so long... they'd scare the shit out of 99% of the population of the planet!But, that was. I tried to gauge the size with m hand. I wanted a cockwhich was at least the size of my own. Then I practically jumped out of my skin. A guy askedme if I needed any help. He must have been in the back and came out while I was in la la landlooking at the various dildos infront of me. I sheepishly relied "no just looking". He replied "no problem" . "these are the better dildo's over on this side" pointing to the rightside of the shelf. "cyberskin they call it! Feels like the real thing." he said.