So, I figure if I make my mark, put my shoulder to the grind stone and do all that other stuff you see on television, people will start looking at me ...n a new light. Yep, so I decided it was time to start my career, and what better place to start than reading the want ads in the Del Rio News Herald?There were all kinds of jobs in the paper, but nothing that I could do. Working at Taco Bell seemed real hard and I'd be too embarrassed to take a job in government. Suddenly I noticed this great. They walk around and see a few movies. The pick out the one with Will Ferrell and the one with Matt Damon and Leonardo Di Caprio. They watched the Will Ferrell one first when they got back to her apartment. She laughed at him when he hit the curb when they pulled in. He doesn’t lie and tells her he is really nervous. She looks at him and thinks its cute. They order pizza and like a gentleman orders and pays for it. They sit and eat as she hands him a paper plate and some paper towels. They. I couldn’t be there when you two were having sex” “What? Is this the same person I went to Spain with a couple of years back when we shacked up with those two girls Maria and Ginge whom we fucked morning, noon and night; often in the same room at the same time; sometimes in the same bed; sometimes we changed over; a couple of times we had a threesome with Ginge when Maria fell asleep. Were you with me John or was I dreaming? What about when we went to Greece and ..” “OK. OK. OK.. It was me. Audio media, visual media, and print media containing such strong languageand/or depictions of such adult situations is collectively referred to, inthe vernacular, as pornographic material. This narrative should be regardedas pornographic material, intended as entertainment only, and to be read orviewed only by adults in full control of their mental and emotional faculties,and who choose, of their own free will, to read, listen to, and/or view suchmaterial in private. The author of this.