The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!So th... officer calmly tells him of the red light offence. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer’s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.The tirade goes on and on without the officer saying anything.When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an “AH” in the lower right corner of the. Kuch der bad Sush ki choot me lund dale dale unkee chunchee ko sahalata raha.Jab usne kuch normal hue to apne chutar hila kar bole, “chalo ab teekh hai.” Usne ka signal pakar maine dobara seedhe hokar usne ke chutar pakar kar dhire-dhire kamar hila kar lund andar-bahar karna shuru kar diya. Usne ki choot bahut hi tight thee. Ise chodne me bara maza aa raha tha. Ab usne bhi apna dard bhool kar siskaree bharte hue maza lene lagee. . Puree kamare me chudai ka thap thap ki awaj gunj rahee thee. Jab. "You've been avoiding me," she said right out of the blue.She did it again. Caught me with something I was not expecting."No ... no ... not really. Just giving you some space." At least I didn't sound like an idiot."Your mother isn't shy, is she?" she smiled."No ... Mom's never been accused of that," I answered with a grin. "What makes you say that?" I was getting the third degree. I gather she's your scout for a prospective wife," she laughed.I started to choke on my last gulp of beer. I must. . 'That's just weird David'. (A misplaced comma in that statement changes everything ... and don't be putting one in ... not even in your mind ... it doesn't read 'That's just weird, David.' No ... no ... no. No comma.)Everybody started laughing spontaneously.Except me. I had fucked up again. This 'returning' is dangerous. Suddenly, my stomach tied itself in knots ... I felt ... loose ... my asshole clenched. I slipped the guitar in its plush case and stood ... one might say I waddled down the.