..I love mustard.I had no napkin.I licked it off.It was not mustard.No man ever put a baby down faster.It was the first and only time I have sprinted ...ith my tongue protruding out.With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, “Now you know why they call that fancy mustard Poupon”.When you stop laughing, pass it on.This one is from John A.No one believes seniors .... If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free! -- P. J. O’Rourke14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. --Voltaire (1764)15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.)16. No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain. I pressed against him, slipped inside slowly then gradually worked my way until my tummy was pressed against his bottom. He let out a deep groan and l felt him relax.I stayed deep inside him, letting him feel my cock pulsating gently. I looked up at Mum, she smiled at me. I saw emotion on her face as Dad stimulated her with his mouth and tongue. I began a slow, steady motion, drawing almost all the way out then back in again, l could tell by the noises Dad was making that it was having the. He had survived the divorce, but thiswas a much more bitter blow. His mother had just abandoned him.I cradled Liam until it was time for bed and then I sat with him untilhe fell asleep. As soon as I knew he was safely asleep, I then had tocuddle a very upset Mike. I needed to stop over so that I was there whenLiam awoke in the morning. Mike only had two bedrooms, so I said that Iwould sleep on the sofa, Mike said the same. It looked veryuncomfortable. In the end we agreed to share the bed on.