'"And the list said how many open handed swats on the bottom each infraction required."The List was posted on the back of my bedroom door, on the back...of the bathroom door, in the kitchen on the refrigerator door, but most importantly, on the front door and the back door of my home. I could not say I didn't see it."The neighbors loved it, copied it and their neighbors copied theirs. Soon every upper middle class household had the list ... and used it."By the end of the my First Grade it was on. They were all still staring at me. Thegiddiness on their faces hadn't subsided at all, but at least most of themweren't jumping up and down anymore. "Welcome to Starshine!"A small cheer rang throughout the assembled girls. Before I could sayanything else, Amy took charge."Can I have everyone take a seat," she ordered. That led to a mad scrambleto the soft chairs that had been arranged in a circle in the middle of theroom. As I studied the arrangement, it was obvious where I was supposed tosit,. Toh maine dekha mom ghar ki back side pe jhuk ke kapde dho rahi thi. Aur upar balcony se Rupak unhe taad raha tha. Mujhe uski niyat mein thodi khot lagi. Par maine dekha mom use dekh ke smile pass karne lagi.Mujhe bohut ajeeb lag raha tha par maine ignore kar diya soch ke ki shayad main hi galat soch raha hu. Next day morning mein jab main utha toh maine dekha mom kitchen mein kuch bana rahi thi. Rupak unke paas khada tha aur dono khoob hass rahe the.Mom uske kandhe pe haath rakh ke uske. You do have to have a licensed captain in order to charter," Jeri said."You know, most owners don't go on the charters," April said. "I can't remember a time when an owner was present on a charter." Why?" Sally asked."The yacht owners charter to offset the cost of ownership I guess. They charter their yachts so they can write them off on their taxes," April replied."Maybe we should hire you and April if we get the yacht," Kim said.Jeri smiled, but didn't let on Don had already approached her..