"Melanie gave me a long glance while she laid back in her seat and played with the seam of her skirt. "Tell me a bit more about that. Like the last ti...e you did that. How was it?"I closed my eyes for a moment, savouring the memory and then I started to tell her about my business trip to Prague and the stay in the Marriott hotel. After a long business day with lots of long conferences I had retired to my room and was really worked up and certainly in the mood. I turned on the laptop and started. “That clock must be wrong,” I said.Nurse Helen gave a strange little smile. There was still some ridiculous programme on the TV. She grabbed the remote control and turned it off. “Don’t worry about that,” she said. “We’ll see to it later.”“Blood-pressure’s perfect,” Nurse Sophie said, over the rip of Velcro.“Grand,” Nurse Helen said. Then to me, “Now if you’d just pull your trousers down.”I was still on top of the blanket, so all I had to do was lift my buttocks and pull the regulation garment. This part of the haunted house included air jets that when aimed at someone’s back felt like a cold hand touching their back. Her job was to trigger the jets and show a holographic ghost behind the intended victim.Shirley noticed Ed come in the bar and winked at him as he snuck up behind Mary. When he blew a puff of air on her back, a very startled Mary almost flew out of the chair. She let loose a scream and turned to look at Ed. With false anger, she tapped him on the arm and shouted, “You. *I went to work Monday as per usually, but I had developed a slight stutter with my walk.Putting it all down to my sore back, until one of the girls pulled up to me; at the coffee machine.I thought she was going to flirt with me, when she adjust my shirt and circled a button on my shirt.“Petey honey, are you gay?” She asked out of the blue, smiling.I said nothing for awhile, I just stood there like a stunned mullet.“Why-why and what you asking Sheryl.” I stuttered.“It’s the way you’re walking.