. if you're quite willing, I could make a stab at it. I'd so hate to disappoint all of your ladies that lunch and the card club too!" Ooooo..." she hi...sed, giving my earlobe a kiss and a sharp bite. "You'll pay for that remark later. I've got such a mean boyfriend! I don't know why I ever agreed to take you back again!" She laughed."You? Taking me back? Now that's an interesting but historically challenged viewpoint." Just to make my point clearer, I gave her lovely firm ass a rather forceful. He had a huge garden. All sorts of produce, potatoes, beans, peas, corn and lots of tomato plants. He picked a couple of biggies and I said, “That’s good, thanks.” He said, “I’ll get a bag from the garage for them.” I followed him into the garage. He pulled out a bag from a bag of baggies and put the tomatoes inside. I reached to shake his hand and thank him. While our right hands were occupied and his left hand held the bag, my left hand went down to his crotch and gave his genitals a slight. If you get really cold you have to get naked and cuddle up in a sleeping bag. If that doesn’t work then you have to have sex. That gets you both really warm and you live to go camping another day.”I laughed and said, “These are all boys getting naked and having sex, right.”She stopped to think about that one and replied, “I don’t think so. That would make them gay. Don’t they get to take their girlfriends camping with them.”I smiled and said, “What they told you was mostly true. Did they also. The reason we were engaged in such a long conversation is because Id found out a couple of hours earlier that my boyfriend had slept with my 'best friend' the day before, also happened to be the 1st time he told me he loved me, the lying scum. The man I was talking to on the phone, John, was the partner of my supposed best friend. Both of us split with them straight away and so began our friendship, or so I thought. So after thinking about it later that night, I decided to move to Scotland ASAP.