“I noticed a bag of carrots in the vegetable crisper and knew what I was going to do.Sorting through the bag, I pulled out the largest one of the bu...ch. After rinsing it off at the sink I squatted in the middle of the kitchen and slid the carrot into my pussy. It was cold and rough, but that only made it all the more exciting. I can’t tell you how exhilarating it was to have something long and hard inside me. I was so wet that the carrot moved in and out of my hole with ease. There was no. The place was amazing. The computer controlled a number of little robotsthat handled everything and remarkably quickly I got used to being waitedon hand and foot, as it were.I had less luck on the dating front. After the third woman in a row who Ihad approached had made it clear they just couldn't see me as boyfriendmaterial, I retreated to my wonderful house and resigned myself to beingalone for the rest of my life.So perhaps it makes sense I would spend my nights talking to the computerthat. Three lonely looking dogfaced fellows in cheap suits who looked like they might actually work for a living were sitting on a sofa near the window. Obviously these were the local SDPD boys and they were all far too unimportant for the feds to be wasting any time dealing with. Those were my kind of fellas. I walked over and joined them in a chair where we quietly traded information and bets on which fed was most likely to get pistol-whipped first. I learned what I needed to know fast, and we. I tried to listen better. She was moaning my name, wanting me to fuck her harder in her ass. MY NAME!! You have no idea how proud I felt.Slowly, she started to reach her climax. Her moaning was becoming more intense. Just as she was about to cum all over the sheets, I pulled her to me, while thrusting my hard cock against her butt crack. She shouted, “OH! FUCK!” as she succumbed to her body’s pleasure. She turned over and saw me give a devilish smile and realized that I heard her masturbate.I.